Dallass (could've stayed home.)

her: do you have a light?

me: yes, i do.

click. suck. blow.

her: I love your hair!

me: thanks, its a wig.

her: it is not. your funny, what's your name, mr. funny?

me: Benjamin.

her: That's a nice name.

me: Thanks. Nice get up. Are those real?

her: No, they're pretend. Do you live here?

me: Yah, I moved here about six months ago to go to school.

her: What do you do?

me: I'm working as an illustrator and moonlighting as a ghost tour guide.

her: That's cool, I've never been on one.

me: never been on an illustrator? you should take the tour.

her: Yah. I'm sorry I forgot your name.

me: Benjamin.

her: Oh yeah. I'm sorry.

me: No worries. I do it all the time. Too many years bartending. too many faces.

her: I know, right! I used to work at a bar. I'm not really doing anything right now.

me: you must be doing something. What do you like to do? 

her: I'm too pretty to work. I really like you. Did you say you lived in Dallas?

me: Dallas? No, I just moved here. What are you on?

her: Nothing, just some adarol.

me: No shit, everyone's on that these days. I thought you were coked up.

her: I hate coke. why, do you have any?

me: No i gave that one up when i moved here.

her!: Me too.

me: oh really, How long have you lived here?

her!: All my life.

me: oh.... listen, i'm gonna go get another drink.

her!: No wait! You're really cute. I think i'm starting to like you. Did you say your name is Dallas?

me: What the hell is your deal with Dallas?

her: ....I'm from Dallas.

me: I thought you were from here.

her: Who told you that?

me: You just said that!

her: I did? Do you have a girlfriend?

me: No.

her: Why not?

me: I can't imagine.

her: Do you live near here?

me: Yeah, i live right downtown.

her: Do you have any room mates?

me: No, i live alone.

her: What do you do?

me: I sodomize children and throw them screaming into in the ocean. Look, you seem like a really nice person. I'm gonna go back inside, ok?

her: but i'm right here, silly! did you say you have children? i have a kid too. is your room-mate home?

me: yes. all of them.

her: we could go to my house. do you have a girlfriend?

me: Yes, I have a girlfriend. Her name is Dallas.

her: What did you say your name was?

me: Dallas.

her: Oh. i've never been there. do you have any coke?